This Is Our First Post Ever and It’s Very Very Bad

What is up, world? Mi nombre es Justin Dake. Soy un macho macho man. Turns out I don’t remember literally anything from high school Spanish class and that’s kind of embarrassing. Maybe it’s a scathing indictment of the private school system, or maybe I just wasn’t paying attention in class and was doodling cars in my notebook instead. Probably the latter.

That’s me on a motorcycle. A motorcycle is a vehicle with two wheels that goes vroom. This is the caliber of journalism you should come to expect from this website as a whole.

That’s a video by some guy in Missouri who comes off as a cross between James May and Joe Dirt. He bought a rusty old Ford and thought that event was significant enough to make a video about.

This is a “media and text” block. That is a younger me with some car that matches my shirt.

Tonight, a man who used WordPress in its formative years tries to learn how to use it again now that he is very old. I guess that about wraps it up. Let’s try adding a carousel even though this is literally the only page on the site right now, and a comments section even though the only reasonable response to this post is to immediately exit the site.